20111106 - The Grantorcist

20111106 - Up, LD&G to church. J&I waited for his buddy to show up, then I took the boys to a bday party at a trampoline place. I dropped the boys off and then went to the Direct Buy next door and looked at countertops and sinks. Then ran to the AT&T store and Great Clips for a hair cut. I grabbed a sub at Quiznos and then picked the boys up from the party.

The boys and I returned some stuff to OfficeMax and Best Buy. We then stopped to get gas and candy. Onward to ToysRus to scan in J's Christmas list (see 'Jack's Wishlist' top right). We headed home and traded cars with L&D and picked up G. We took J's friends home and took a tour of their nice new house and the boys found a park. Then the car wouldn't start...

JG&I then took Rich's projector back and saw Samer & Leaner for a sec. On to AutoZone to get the suddenly needed car battery... Across the street to Chi Thai for a good Oriental dinner where we saw Captain America, and I got to shake his hand! We ran the video box back to WOW, tried to get gas but the station had their drive resurfaced... on to Jeff's to give his TV back and finally to the gas station. Home and finished watching a show with everyone and they were all yawning in pitch black of the time change (YUK!!!). L and I down to watch a movie, 'Bad Teacher'.

About 3/4s of the way through Grant was yelling 'MOMMY!!! MOMMY! L ran up the steps, and me, being the kind husband, paused the movie: just in time to hear L yelling... I dropped the remote quick as lightning and dashed up the steps to witness the second stream of projectile vomit streaming out of our possessed son spewing down the full length of the steps with precision coverage of ever surface in a 600 square foot corridor... It took us about an hour to get everything/one cleaned up and G parked on the couch. Back down to finish the movie and hopefully a restful rest of the night...

Scratch that...  

...L just came down from checking on J, who was coughing, with a blood soaked pillow...  J was dead asleep with a bloody nose...  I'm now on the couch with G, 'monitoring the boys'...  So much for a restful night...